Guam, My New Home



So my new home is in Santa Rita, Guam. It’s a tiny island and I’m a little nervous, but I have been promised attractive Asian girls, so if that’s true I’ll be happy.


If you’re planning a vacation to the tropical island of Guam any time soon, please e-mail me:

It’s not a big island, so I suppose I’ll probably be pretty lonely. But I hope I can find something to keep me busy.


From everything I have been told, it’s a really pretty place. I hear there are packs of wild toads, geckos, and other adorable things.

I sincerely hope I love it!


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